This was fun, I bet you a hundred bux
step 1) Go to this link http://translate.google.com/
step 2) Then type ==> pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk
step 3) For the languages option use "From: German" and "To: Filipino"
step 4) then click listen button